SHUT UP CHICKEN BUTT!!!!

(AHHH, YES THERE I WAS SITTING JUST SITTING ON THE THRONE OF KING FLUSH A LOT....) NO, NO, THAT'S ALL WRONG!!! OO, I KNOW. (THERE I WAS STARING, STARING AT THE BLOOD OF A TOMATO! OH, THE HUMANATEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AAAHHH!!! NO, NO, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SIMPLY NOT DONE!!! O.K., I THINK I GOT IT NOW. (THERE I WAS STUNNED IN SHOCK THAT SOMEONE GAVE ME A SALAD FORK, INSTEAD OF A DESERT FORK.) OH, WHAT THE.... OH, FOR THE LOVE HOOT'N'NANNYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT I'M OUT OF HERE. COULD SOMEONE SEND ME SOMETHING WITH MEAT THAT'S FRIED AND GREASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIP PIP CHEERIO. WHAT A WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!