HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

THAT IS RIGHT IT IS MY MOTHER'S ALMOST BIRTHDAY. TOMORROW IS HER REAL B-DAY THOUGH. NOW THAN, OH, TO MOTHER..... NOW TO SAY WHAT EACH LETTERS IN MOTHER. (M: FOR MOTHERLY) (O: FOR OTHER GET IT... IF YOU TAKE AWAY (M)YOU GET OTHER HAHHAHAHHAHAHA SMALL JOKE JUST A LITTLE B-DAY HUMOR) HEY, YOU KNOW ME I'M JUST A BIG OLD GOOF. (T: FOR TENDER JUST THE WAY WE LIKE OUR STEACKS TOO) (H: FOR...GOOD HEARING?) (E: FOR GIVING BIRTH TO SOMEONE WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH AN E) (R: FOR... HAVING A REALLY CRAZY DAUGHTER THAT YOU THINK IS A GOOF RIGHT NOW BUT, AT LEAST SHE LOVES YOU THOUGH... RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?) PIP PIP CHEERIO!!!