Friday, December 4, 2009

SANTA CLAUSE IS......

SANTA CLAUS IS THE KUNG FU PANDA!!! HE'S PO!! HE'S ADORABL, WITH PLENTY OF FACE HAIR AND A JIGGLY BELLY...IT ALL WORKS!!!!!! IM A GENIUUS!!! SWEET MOTHER MCREE I DIDNT KNOW PANDAS LIVED IN THE NORTH POLE WITH TOYS AND ELVES!!!! HARK HARK! HACK HACK! COUGH...HACK...CHOKE....COUGH COUGH....WHEEEEZE....GAH.....IF I DIE....NONE OF YOU GET MY STUFF!!!! IM ALMOST HOME!!!! YES, IT'S TRUE! ONLY FIVE MORE HOURSE UNTIL I, WHO AM AWESOME, WHO I YAM WHO I YAM, GETS HOME!!! MIDNIGHT!! MOOHAHA! YES, YES, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I KNOW, EVERYONE LOVES ME.......HACK! COUGH! CHOKE! PIP TO YOUR CHEERIO!
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  1. teachermomDecember 4, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    Oh, I thought I saw your last will and testament and it clearly stated that I, Aunt Kim, get ALL your stuff! Except the Kung Fu Panda movie. I'll give that to Tay! LOL!!!

    So if you aren't home by midnight, will you turn into a pumpkin, er, I mean a YAM????

    Oh, and PLEASE, for the love of God, and all that's Holy, give that dog of yours some Beano!! His farts are lethal!!! Choke...sputter...hack...wheeze...

    Okay, enough playin' around! I've missed you and glad you are getting back here to good ol' Tampa!!

    Love, Aunt Kim

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  2. teachermomDecember 4, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    Step on it girl!!! Can't wait to see ya again! if the airplane pilots pass out drunk, take the wheel!
    Love, Tori

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