IT'S MY BIRTHDAY I'LL BLOG IF I WANT TO!!!!!!!!! PART 1

THAT'S RIGHT, NOW GIVE ME A (B) WELL FINE BE LIKE THAT!!!!!!! ON THIS DAY I AM 14, 14 YEARS AGO I WAS BORN AROUND 4:00 A.M. ON A WEDNESDAY, AND I DID NOT CRY UNTIL THIS DINGBAT OF A NURSE PUT HER THUMB IN MY MOUTH. OH, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER IN THE HISTORY OF BEST DAYS BECAUSE I WAS BORN. BUT ALAS IT DOSE NOT LAST, BUT AT LEAST I GET A DAY ALL ABOUT ME SO YOU MUST OBEY AND DO MY COMMANDS, LLLLLIIIKKKKEEEE, CALL YOURSELVES A LOOPY NUT JOB AND ONCE YOU'RE TIRED OF THAT THEN DO IT WEARING A LAMPSHADE ON YOUR HEAD WHILE SPINNING ON YOUR BUTT. NOW I MUST ASK ONE FAVOR, LET THERE BE (PEACE) ON EARTH CHEERIOS TO ALL THE PIP PIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!