spastic colon sunday

hello good people of the blogging world,i have a question, do you have the sudden urge to go to the bathroom? well if you do and it's sunday then you must have SPASTIC COLON SUNDAY syndrome.what you must do is go to the nearest person who is named doctor,now if you don't mind LET ME BE so i can work on my next big work of art (you are so sick !) i meant my next post.