prospecting

o.k. theres two prospectors one named honkah and the other donkah and they are in a gold mine and this is their story.hey donkah i have somethin to tell you, a wife is a sister that you hug, and i found fools gold and it's all mine.hey honkah the budgie died then donkah said badankadank died well at least we have something to eat.also it means we're too deep, well what do you expect said honkah, that we dig four feet deep and thats it, well that would be nice said donkah.then deep in the cave they heard something,it was a Banditto then one of them said oh no it's a bandito, do you know what bandito means, well if you do tell me please, and don't let him know we have a chullupah. then the bandito came over and said give me the bird and your chullupas!nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! and no one heard from the prospectors again.