the good the bad and the stupid.

there was once this hick that went to see his cousin, well when he got to his cousin's house,he told them how his trip was.well the first thing he told them was how he looked for the subway,the first thing he did was ask where it was so he went up to the first person he saw and asked where the subway was?the guy pointed to where it was,then he told his cousins what his description was. he said it was a big old hole in the ground with stairs,then he said that there was alot of people staring at a ditch.next he said there was two cars hooked up together,then he said that when the doors opened he was trampled on then he saw a light flickering on and off then he realized it was a light, on the subway, at first he thought it was the good LORD messin with him.then once he got on he told his cousin that he thought the man was lost because he stayed on for hours, when it finally stoped he thought he broke it, then he said haulilugha i'm finaly off this cacamamie veicle except he wounded up in boston and he was supposed to be in newyork!