my day

HELLO people of earth and beyond, I want to talk about the 8 wonders of the world and yes ,I know there's only 7 wonders of the world but they hate mentioning me. i'd like to also talk about myths like the loch ness monster or north Dakota or your permanent record or even santa , no wait, scratch that last one.or i'll just tell you about my day, it was a dark and stormy day i was on my way to H.Q. to take a lie detector test to see if i squeeled about something top secret .or because they were out of test monkeys, poor fred he was so young, well any way its a very high tech thing that they needed to test out.well the first two were false and for some strange reason it tasted like pork butt in my mouth,anyway when it came to the last question they asked if i ever met an alien before and it was true.i always thought i met a weird hippy and before i did i drank pool water.o.k. o.k.i just went to neenee's there happy. PIP PIP CHEREO.