First day here...i just wanna say, i won't be going into lovey-dovey mushy stuff because this is not a diary and also there's so much more important stuff like you could be saving a polar bear or bathing a penguin or flossing your grandmother's fake teeth! so hold onto your fluffy underwear cuz i've just arrived on the blog scene!
On my first day i would like to sound very, very intelligent. So....the weather was frightfully incredible and it seemed like there was going to be a downpour. You know what they say, the rain falls mainly on the plain. And, also, I'll be listing a few names that sound intelligent, like Bob or Goober or Seemor, as in see more butts lately?
Today, a very strange day, for one ordinary girl and for one strange blog this is the ELENA AND BLOG ZONE. Today I went to the dentist and they put a dumb bib on me with a smiley face....I know it was cute, but it made me feel stupid, like a dunce hat! And also it had stripes and stripes are no longer slimming! But hey, no cavities! And also I went bowling and got the highest score of everyone who wasn't there! And then Sonata hid in our car and we took her home accidentally. We're allowing her to spend the night even though she has to pay for her room and another $50 for food. We gave her a little bread and water a few hours ago...I think. Or was it the dog we fed? Either way, we're stuck with her as our slave (oh, did i say that too loud?).
Oh, and thank you for the lovely comment, Aunt Marsha. But it's okay if you want to express your true feelings about it! P.S. How's your spleen?
Pip pip cheerio!!
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Hey Elena! Can't believe you got a blog! Lookin good girl! Be good! See you soon!
ReplyDeleteLuv ya,
MM
Elena,
ReplyDeleteWell, you want me to write a comment but well you're talking and deistracting me and i just can't focus under these kinds of conditions it's practically inhumane you putting me to work like this i mean you made me design your whole blog and write everything you said and now you're trying to burp me but overall i think the playlist is pretty awesome don't you it's just life-changing!!!
Awwwww you know i'm just messing around! LUV YOU GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 HAHA I LIKE THE EXCITED MARK THINGIES!!!!
luv,
perry
Congrats on the cool blog! Love it!! I expect many wonderful things to be mentioned of me here! haha! just jokin. Not really, but ya know!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Johnny Depp pic on the side. You need Harold Lloyd on here somewhere! And Danny Kaye!
Sorry about the dentist bib thing. Sounds humiliating! Congrats on the no cavities tho!
Oh, thank you for reaching out to the new girl yesterday! I know she didn't make it easy! LOL
Okay, gotta run! Love ya!
Aunt Kim also known as "Yolanda, the yappy, yellow yorkie" (ask Sona!) xoxo