THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, TODAY WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST WE WENT TO THE SALVATION ARMY WITH THE TEDROWS, THEN WE WENT OVER TO POPEYES FOR A QUICK BITE, THEN I WENT TO MY DRAMA CLASS WHERE I JUST DO THE PROPS (we made little frog hats) THEN WE WENT TO DANCE CLASS. OH, AND BY THE WAY MONDAY IS MRS. ELISA'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ALSO WE LEARNED A NEW DANCE TODAY WHICH I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PASS OUT!!! BUT THEN WE HAD TO DO IT AGAIN. THEN WE SANG HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANCED FOR MRS ELISA, THEN FINALLY WE HAD DARK CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(YUM). OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OH, OH, OH,(wow i sounded like taylor) ANYWAY............ AFTER ALL THAT WE WENT TO WALGREENS AND THEN I CALLED TALIA. THEN AFTER I CALLED HER THREE OTHER TIMES AND LEFT HER WEIRD MESSAGES, THEN I LEFT ONE WEIRD ONE FOR RACHEL,THEN RACHEL CALLED ME AND HAD FUNNY CONVERSATION. OH, AND THE BEST PART OF THE DAY WAS WHEN I HEARD GAVIN DEGRAW (i don't wanna be) TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSSWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. OK, PIP PIP CHEERIO

I'M BAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK

WELL ACTUALLY,I WAS BACK SINCE THURSDAY. YEP, I WAS THERE THURSDAY, THEN I LEFT THURSDAY. PLUS I SLEPT THE WHOLE THE WAY THERE AND BACK. YEP, THE SOUND OF NEE NEE AND DEE DEE ARGUING OVER POLITICS. OH, GET THIS DEE DEE DROVE US THERE AT 5:00 A.M. AND WE CAME HOME 5:00 P.M. THEN DEE DEE GOES TO WORK. IN CLEAR WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, YEAH THAT'S ABOUT. O.K. PIP PIP CHEERIO

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HOLLY CRAP (yes, i know what i said but i just thought it was more appropriate to say that than holy crap) ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAST NIGHT I WAS UP TO 1:30 WATCHING FRED VIDEOS. I'M SO ADDICTED I WATCHED ALL OF THEM I THINK? BUT I'M STILL ADDICTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T HELP IT THEY'RE SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY'S IT SO HOT IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. MY BAD DON'T WORRY IT'S NOT YOU, AFTER I WATCHED FRED I TOOK SOME MEDS THINKING IT CANDY. OH WELL PIP PIP CHEERIO

AIN'T GIVIN ME NO SMACK!!!

WELL, TODAY I DID THE LAWN WORK TODAY(crap) AND AFTER THAT I WAS MOVING MY SHOES OUT OF THE WAY IN THE GARAGE. WELL WHEN I MOVED THEM I SAW A BIG SPIDER!!! GOOD THING I HAD A SHOE IN MY HAND AT THE TIME, SO I TRIED TO SMACK IT. ALSO I THINK SCARED IT SO BAD THAT IT CRAPED OUT ALL OF HER BABIES!!! SO I KILLED THEM BUT NOT THE MOTHER, SO THE HUNT GOES ON. P.S. PERRY DON'T TAKE OFF THE BUG IT'S CUTE AND I LIKE IT PLUS RACHEL WHAT DOES GOPES MEAN? PIP PIP CHEERIO!!!

REDNECK SMASHARAMA 3!!!

YESTERDAY ME AND DEE DEE WENT TO THE (REDNECK SMASHARAMA 3!!!) WHICH IS A CAR RALLY. THERE WAS CAR RACES, DISTRUCTION, AND AWSOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS REALLY COOL WHEN ONE OF THE DRIVERS DROVE RIGHT THROUGH A TRAILER!!!! ALSO I NEVER SEEN SO MANY RAYS FANS PLUS I SAW A GUY WITH AN ACHMED T-SHIRT!!! HEY TORI THERE WAS REALLY SOME GOOD HUSBAND POTENTIAL!!! P.S. I SAW A PRIEST AT STEAK AND SHAKE!!! PIP PIP CHEERIO.

SHES A GRAND OL FLAG OF THE RED WHITE AND BLUE.

YEAH, WHAT REALLY SUCKS ABOUT THIS IS THAT THE MONTH IS ALMOST OVER AND THEN IT'S GOTTA CHANGE AGAIN.... BUT, OH WELL IT'S ALL IGHT. NOW, I THINK I'LL GO TO SUBWAYS NOW. OH, WAIT UH... EEEWWWW. LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN. NOW I THINK I'LL GO TO POPEYES. PIP PIP CHEERIO!!!

WHAT THE HOOT'N'NANNY?

LAST NIGHT I HAD A WEIRD DREAM THAT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. AND I GOT TO MEET DAUTRY! (WHAT ABOUT NOW WHAT ABOUT TODAY WHAT ARE YOU MAKING ME ALL THAT I WAS MENT TO BE, WHAT IF OUR LOVE NEVER WENT AWAY.......) THEN THE HARVEY'S CAME THEN THE FILIMON'S. AND, NO ONE WAS AS HAPPY TO HIM THEN AUNT MARSHA WAS, SHE WAS FLIPPIN OUT.SHE ALMOST PASSED OUT!!! WELL THAT'S ABOUT IT AND PLEASE KEEP PRAYING FOR MACY. PIP PIP CHEERIO

NEED PRAYERS FOR MACY !!!!!!!!!!

TODAY OUR NEIGHBOR MACY CAME OVER TO SEE IF SHE COULD HANG OUT AND WE TOLD HER NO BECAUSE WE HAD SCHOOL TO DO. THEN SHE TOLD US THAT HER MOM WAS IN THE HOSPITAL!!! SO, WE ASKED IF THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD DO FOR HER, THEN LATER HER GRANDMA CAME OVER TO TELL US WHAT WE COULD DO. ONE OF THEM WAS TO PRAY, BUT FOR TWO THINGS. 1. FOR HER MOM TO GET BETTER. THE OTHER REASON IS THAT ON THE DAY MACY'S MOTHER WENT TO THE HOSPITAL... HER AND HER MOTHER DON'T LIVE WITH THE GRANDPARENTS ANYMORE SO THE MOM WAS ALL ALONE AT HOME. ,MACY WAS AT SCHOOL. SO THE MOM WAS HOME ALONE, AND THEN SHE COLLAPSED ON TO THE GROUND. BUT I GUESS SHE HAD ENOUGH ENERGY TO CALL 911. THEN THE FIRE MEN CAME AND PICKED UP THE MOM. THIS HAPPENED ON A SCHOOL DAY SO MACY WAS IN SCHOOL WHEN THIS ALL HAPPENED AND THE GRANDPARENTS WERE OUT OF TOWN AND HER MOM WAS IN THE HOSPITAL. SO, GUESS WHO PICKED HER UP. THE STATE!!!!! SO NOW SHE'S THE STATE'S PROPERTY!!! SHE IS ABLE TO STAY WITH HER GRANDMA FOR NOW BUT CANNOT GO TO ANY OF HER FRIENDS HOUSES UNLESS THE MOM AND DAD HAS HAD A CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK AND ALL THE FAMILY HAS BEEN FINGERPRINTED !!! IT'S HORRIBLE THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN. MACY'S GRANDMOTHER HAS TO GO TO COURT, FIGHT THE SYSTEM, GET ENOUGH LETTERS FROM FRIENDS SAYING SHE NEEDS TO BE WITH HER GRANDMA AND NOT AT SOME HOME !!! THE STATE ALSO SAID THAT MACY'S DAD SHOULD BE GIVEN A CHANCE TO GET MACY.... GET THIS !! THE NIGHT THAT MACY WAS BORN THE GUY SAID HE WAS GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT, HE LEFT THE HOSPITAL AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THEY EVER SAW OR HEARD FROM HIM.... I'M ASKING FOR ALL MY FRIENDS TO PRAY FOR THIS STUFF GOING ON. MACY IS ADORABLE AND HER MOM LOVES HER SO MUCH,,, RACHEL AND SONATA GOT TO MEET AND PLAY WITH HER AND MACY LOVED SONANTA...........PLEASE ALSO PRAY FOR MACY'S MOM WHO IS SO SICK SINCE HER LIVER AND KIDNEYS HAVE SHUT DOWN... THANK YOU BUDDIES.....

KUNG FU PANDA NEWS FLASH!!!

TODAY WE WENT TO SEE TOY STORY 3 (awesome movie by the way but not as good as kung fu panda of course) ANYWAY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.... WELL AS WE ALL KNOW I'M REALLY GOOD AT NOTICING STUFF ASK ANYONE. BUT ANYWAY I WAS THINKING OF THE MOVIE AND ALSO I HAVE A GREAT MEMORY SO OF COURSE I NOTICE MORE WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT. WELL WHILE I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT I THOUGHT OF THE GARBAGE MAN IN THE MOVIE, AND, DIDN'T ANYONE NOTICE HOW HE LOOKED VERY FAMILIAR? TO SOMEONE IN THE FIRST MOVIE.... MAYBE A SICK PSYCHOTIC LITTLE BOY THAT LIKED TO TORTURE TOYS!!!!!! A LITTLE BOY KNOWN AS SID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUT WHO KNOWS. PIP PIP CHEERIO

RACHEL, TORI, AND TAY'S LOVE STORY

AH, YES I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY BECAUSE IT WAS YESTERDAY! BUT ANY WHO......... THIS WAS DIFFERENT BECAUSE WE WERE AT DOWN TOWN DISNEY!!! AT THE BOARD WALK TO RENT SOME BIKES AND IT WAS THE BIKE/CAR LOOKING ONES. BUT IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE BEFORE WE GOT THEM WE SAW A JUGGLER. SO WE WENT TO GO SEE IF HE WAS ANY GOOD. WELL I THOUGHT HE WAS PRETTY BUT RACHEL, TORI, AND TAY THOUGHT HE WAS AS GOOD, AS I THOUGHT KUNG FU PANDA IS THE GREATEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!!! THEN AFTER THAT WE WANTED TAY TO GO TAKE PICTURE WITH HIM, EXCEPT SHE CHICKENED OUT. THEN FINALLY WE GOT ON THE BIKES AND WE ROAD TWICE AROUND THE BOARD WALK SURE WE KILLED OUR THIGHS GOING UP THE HILLS THOUGH. THEN OUR TIME WAS UP ON THE BIKES SO WE HEADED BACK TO RETURN THEM. THEN WHEN GOT THERE TRY TO GUESS WHO WAS THERE...... THAT'S RIGHT THE JUGGLER AND AS SOON AS TAY SAW HIM SHE WAS JUMPIN AND GOING ("OH,OH, OH,OH") SHE WAS FLIPPIN OUT. SO TAY JUST RAN OVER THERE TO GO SEE HIM AGAIN AND AS SOON AS HE SAW US HE SAID ("HEY, THESE PEOPLE WERE IN MY LAST SHOW AND ONE OF THEM WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME AND SHE KEPT ON SAYING NO, NO, NO!!! SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE KILLING HER") THEN HE DECIDED TO DO A HAND STAND AND TAY JUST FLIPPED OUT AGAIN ("OH,OH,OH') YEAH, THEN LITERALLY STOOD ON HIS HANDS. BOTH FEET ON HIS HANDS. BUT HE DID FINALLY STOOD ON HIS HANDS AND AUNT KIM WAS RIGHT ON IT WITH THE PICTURE TAKING WHILE HE WAS STANDING ON HIS HANDS. OH, AND IN ONE PART HE DROPPED A RACKET THAT HE WAS JUGGLING WITH AND HE SAID (" NOTICE HOW I PLACED ONE OF THE RACKETS ON THE GROUND") AND A LITTLE KID ABOUT THREE WAS TELLING HIM HOW HE DIDN'T PLACE IT ON THE FLOOR BUT DROPPED IT. AND, IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE HE DROPPED IT AGAIN AND SAID (" SHUT UP KID") BUT FINALLY HIS SHOW WAS OVER BUT LUCKY FOR TAY THAT MEANT SHE COULD GET A PICTURE WITH HIM AND SHE DID. THEN IT WAS TIME FOR US TO GO AND RACHEL SAID (" RAP HIM UP AND I'LL TAKE TWO") SO ANYWAY WE NEEDED SOME GAS SO WE STOPPED BY THE NEAREST GAS STATION SO ALL OF US GOT OUT AND WENT INTO THE GAS STATION WHILE UNCLE SHAWN WAS PUMPIN GAS. SO WE GOT SOME SNACKS A COUPLE OF DRINKS THEN TORI AND RACHEL DAD CAME IN AND STARTED LOOKIN OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID (" I THINK THE JUGGLERS OUT THERE') THEN AUNT KIM SAID (" NO") THEN SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID (" IT IS HIM!!!) THEN TORI, RACHEL, AND TAY STARTED FLIPPIN OUT. AGAIN. FINALLY HE CAME IN SAW US AND SAID ("NOT ONLY ARE YOU GUYS STALKERS BUT YOU'RE ALSO PSYCHICS") AND WHEN WE WERE DONE PAYING UNCLE SHAWN DROVE AROUND THE GAS STATION TO SHOW US HIS CAR. IT WAS A JEEP WITH BIG COW HORNS ON IT. YEP TORI'S KIND OF MAN. SO, YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT AND BOY WAS IT FUN. PIP PIP CHEERIO.

kung fu panda korner vocabulary

today's word is splendiverise (splen-di-ver-is) it means splendid

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUP, PEEPS. WELL FIRST OF ALL SORRY I COULDN'T POST ANYTHING FOR AWHILE THERE WERE SOME PROBLEMS. BUT IT'S ALL GOOD NOW. OK WHO WANTS TO KNOW HOW THE CANCUN TRIP WAS? WWWWEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, FIRST OF ALL WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH OUR PASSPORTS SO WE ASKED FOR SOME HELP. EXCEPT THE GUY WE ASKED WAS NO HELP AT ALL!!!! FIRST HE SAID ( oh, um, i really not suppose to help over there) WELL WHY WERE YOU EVEN THERE?!!! PLUS HE LOOKED LIKE ROBERT FROM EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. ALSO WHILE WE WERE ON THE PLANE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WERE FUNNY... THERE WAS ONE NAMED JOSEPH AND ANOTHER NAMED MARY THEN THEY SAID THAT THEY HAVEN'T SEEN JESUS YET. WELL WE WERE GOING TO MEXICO SO MAYBE... THEN WE FINALLY MADE IT, BUT THEN IT GOT BETTER... BECAUSE EVERY NIGHT THERE WAS SHOW. WELL THAT NIGHT WAS THE NIGHT THAT THEY WELCOMED ALL THE GUESTS. SEEMS NICE RIGHT? WELL WHAT HAPPENED WAS THEY ASKED IF WAS ANY ONES BIRTHDAY OR ANNIVERSARY, WELL IT WAS... MY PARENTS 20th ANNIVERSARY. SO THEY WENT UP THERE AND HAD A MARIACHI BAND SERENADE THEM. THEN LATER THEY GOT A RUSTY OLD LADDER FOR A PRESENT. THEN LATER AFTER THE SHOW THEY ASKED FOR THREE MACHO MEN AND WHO DO YOU THINK WAS THE FIRST PERSON THEY GOT TO GO UP THERE? YEP IT WAS DEE DEE. THEN THEY NAMED THEM, ONE WAS PONCHO, ANOTHER WAS PEDRO, AND DEE DEE WAS NACHO LIBRE. SO YEAH, HE MIGHT BE ON YOUTUBE NOW. THEN THE SECOND DAY THERE WAS NO SUN OR THE REST OF THE WEEK, BUT ANYWAY WE DID GO TO THE BEACH, TOO BAD WE WERE ONLY IN THERE FOR 15 MINUTES. MOSTLY BECAUSE DEE DEE GOT SCRAPED BY THE SAND THAT WAS MADE OUT OF CRUSHED UP CORAL!!!!!! AND THE WAVES AND THE UNDER TOW DIDN'T HELP EITHER. THEN THAT NIGHT THEY HAD A DISNEY THEME FOR THE SHOW. THEN AFTER THAT THEY DID THE MACHO MAN CONTEST. IT WAS FUNNY TOO BECAUSE THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY CHOSE ALL THE REALLY BIG GUYS, THEN THE NEXT NIGHT THEY CHOSE ALL THE SKINNY GUYS. AND WHAT THEY ALL HAD TO DANCE LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON. THEN IT GOT EVEN MORE FUNNY WHEN THIS REALLY SKINNY KID CAME UP AND STARTED DANCING AND HIS NAME WAS POOYAH! THEN WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER ME AND AUNT CARMIE WERE GUESSING THE SONGS THEY WERE PLAYING IN THE RESTAURANT.THEY PLAYED ALL THESE GOOD SONGS BUT IN ELEVATOR VERSION,,, OH, YEAH THE SECOND NIGHT WE WERE THERE WE MADE RESERVATIONS FOR LOBSTER DINNER FOR FRIDAY, SO WE DECIDED WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A STEAK DINNER WEDNESDAY. WELL IT WAS THE NIGHT WE WERE GOING TO HAVE STEAK, EXCEPT WHEN WE GOT THERE THEY COULDN'T FIND OUR RESERVATIONS. SO, THEN WE HAD TO EAT OFF THE MENU BUT I CUT MY DINNER SHORT BECAUSE I WAS FEELING SICK SO I WENT BACK TO THE ROOM WHERE MY MOM WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK TOO, SO FOR TWO DAYS WE WERE SICK. THE FUNNY THING TOO IS THAT WE WERE NOT SICK FROM THE FOOD NO WE GOT SICK FROM THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO WE STUCK WITH THE BOTTLE WATER. THEN FRIDAY CAME AND DEE DEE DECIDED TO GO ON A FISHING EARLY IN THE MORNING WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE. THEN THEY CUT IT SHORT BECAUSE THE TWO PEOPLE THAT WENT WITH DEE DEE GOT SICK. SHOCKING RIGHT. BUT DEE DEE DOES SAY THAT HE CAUGHT A HUGE FISH BUT WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THE PICTURE AND IT MIGHT ALSO BE JUST A PICTURE OF THEIR ARMS BECAUSE THERE WERE A LOT OF ROUGH WAVES AND THAT'S WHY THEY ALL GOT SICK. AND IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN THE LADY WAS TAKING THE PICTURE SHE FELL OVER AND WHEN SHE GOT UP TO TAKE ANOTHER ONE SHE FELL AGAIN WHICH IS WHY SHE MIGHT OF JUST GOT THEIR ARMS. BUT WE DID MEET ONE OF THE WAITERS WITH A POLISH NAME(JEVOLSKIE) AND HE WANTED TO SEE THE PICTURE THAT THE LADY STILL HAS. THEN SATURDAY CAME THE DAY WE LEFT, ALSO IT WAS OUR MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY THERE. SO THERE WE WERE IN THE AIRPORT WAITING IN THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THE MOST SLIPPERY THE MOST TINY CHAIRS THERE!!!!! WHICH KIND OF REMINDED ME OF THE HOTEL BEDS MOSTLY BECAUSE IT WAS A FUTON AND THE FIRST NIGHT I DIDN'T HAVE A MATTRESS... BUT ANYWAY WE WERE SITTING IN THOSE CHAIRS FOR AN HOUR!!! THEN FINALLY WE WERE ON THE PLANE ON OUR WAY HOME AND WE DECIDED TO WATCH PERCY JACKSON IT WAS GOOD MOVIE, TOO BAD IT WAS A TWO HOUR MOVIE ON A HOUR AND A HALF FLIGHT!!! PLUS IT DIDN'T HELP WITH THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS INTERRUPTING EVERY 15 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!! THEN WE FINALLY GOT TO THE ORLANDO AIRPORT WHICH IS A HUGE DUMP!!!!! THERE WAS A COCKROACH IN THERE AND IT WAS SO HARD TO FIND OUR CAR AND IF THAT WASN'T HARD ENOUGH OUR CAR BATTERY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD THING AUNT CARMIE AND UNCLE MARTY DIDN'T LEAVE YET AND FINALLY WE HAD MCDONALDS FOR DINNER THE END. PIP PIP CHEERIO. PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!

JIMMY CRAPED...... BUT I DON'T CARE.

WELL. ACTUALLY I KIND OF DO BECAUSE MY EYES ARE STARTING TO BURN. YOU KNOW WHAT ? SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM OR STUFF THAT'S BOTHERING THEM. (pardon me but... could i have some money i need an operation i only have three months to live) DO YOU MIND I'M TALKING HERE . ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING... (excuse me but could you possibly read to the blind tone deaf orphans) UM... I'M STILL TALKING HERE!!!!( HELP! HELP! HELP! timmys fell in the well!!!!!!!!!!!) OH, NO!!! HE OWS ME FIVE BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE I DO CARE. PIP PIP CHEERIO

kung fu panda korner's vocablulary

THE WORD IS...... EMBAIRISSNATING. (EM-BAER-RI- SNATE-TING) IT MEANS TO BE EMBARRASSED. THIS WORD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY, CHEESE. THE ONLY DAIRY PRODUCT THAT DOESN'T AGREE WITH MOST PEOPLE'S COLON. PIP PIP CHEERIO.

I AM POSTING AND HEAR ME POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMAGINE NO TESTING, IMAGINE NO A,B,C, OR D'S. IMAGINE ALL THE PARENTSS, JUST LETTING US WATCH TV....... OOOHHoooOOH. IMAGINE NO DIETING, IMAGINE NO EATING THIS OR THAT. IMAGINE ALL THE GOLDEN CORRALS, OPEN TWENTY FOUR SEEVENNN....... OOOHHoooOOH. IMAGINE NO VAMPIRES, NOT EVEN A WEREWOLF OR TWO. IMAGINE THE TWILIGHT SERIES BURNING AT THE STEAK..... OOOHHoooOOH. THE GOOD LORD GAVE ME THIS SONG. (you can get your copy at....... ) PIP PIP CHEERIO

MAN WHO SLEEP WITH ITCHY BUTT WAKE UP WITH SMELLY FINGERS

HAVE YOU EVER LOCKED YOURSELF IN YOUR CAR, OR HOUSE? IF YOU HAVE CALL 1800-1'M AN 1D10T. AND IF YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT THEN CALL 1800- 1'M R3ALLY AN 1D10T. PIP PIP CHEERIO

FLIP THE CHICKEN!!!!!

HELLO, WORLD OUT THERE. HAVE YOU EVER HAD MEDICATION THAT CAUSED VOMITING, CONSTIPATION, DIARRHEA, OR HEART BURN, OR EVEN CAUSED YOU TO DIE? IF YOU HAVE PLEASE CALL THIS NUMBER 1800- 1'M AN 1D10T. YES, SO CALL THIS NUMBER AND YOU WILL RECEIVE A FREE KIDNEY, AND IF AVAILABLE, A TITANIUM HIP. PIP PIP CHEERIO

THE SADDEST POST EVER!!!

EDWARD CULLEN BECOMES THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. AIN'T IT SAD......... PIP PIP CHEERIO

ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH TO VALITIS

DEAR, LITTLE SONATA.... ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, SONATA HAS A CRUSH AND YOU KNOW WHO. IT'S THE KID WHO PLAYS SHERIFF TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. PIP PIP CHEERIO. IF YOU IS WONDERING WHAT THE HOOT'N'NANNY I'M TALKING ABOUT GO TO PERRY'S BLOG.